I always thought it must be horribly annoying to be a fireman and get called to rescue… a cat.
So, for that oh-so-tragic non-emergency of Fluffy going squirrel-chasing, i present… The Cat-Retriever.
The
Cat-Retriever has a touch-sensitive claw which enables it to gently
retrieve any sized cat, from a malnutritiouned stray kitten to an obese
Persian. Attached to the claw is a small dispenser which sprays out a
mild tranquilliser, just strong enough to calm the kitty without
needing to worry the cat will lose its grip and fall before the claw
picks it up.
Alternatively, you can just set out a can of tuna and wait for the cat to come down on its own.

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